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Nutrition Facts |
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5 servings in 1 day Serving size 1 meal |
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Amount per serving |
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Calories 21,000 |
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% Daily Value* |
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Laughter |
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100% |
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Sweatpants |
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500% |
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Politics |
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30% |
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Black Friday Strategizing |
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60% |
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Arguing |
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20% |
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Dad jokes |
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50% |
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Football |
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90% |
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*Percent Daily Values are based on an average Thanksgiving holiday. |
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*Your daily value may be more or less annoying depending on your family. |
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Happy Thanksgiving! Cheers to family, friends and feasting without limits. |
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